March 2008
26 March 2008 - 3:07pm
The other day, in the dentist's chair...
Dentist: How do I know you? You look familiar...
Me: Ummm....myoowaaa....
Dentist: Did I go to school with one of your kids?
Me: (thinking) Do I look that old?!
Dentist: I don't know...your name is familiar, too...
Me: (once the instruments of torture are removed from my mouth) Did you ever work at Holiday World?
Dentist: Oh, that's it! Gosh that was a long time ago, but I do remember you. Now this won't hurt a bit...
Me: (thinking) You liked me, right? 'cause if I did anything to tick you off, tell me now!
25 March 2008 - 6:47pm
Got floss?
25 March 2008 - 3:06pm
Johnny be good
Okay, I'm not lobbying for votes, but this is just too funny not to pass along.
22 March 2008 - 4:26pm
Back at it!
The rains have finally subsided.
But not before my dear husband called with this:
Gary: Methuselah here.
Me: Excuse me?
Gary: Methuselah. They said on the news yesterday that this was a "200-year rain." And today they're calling it a "500-year rain." Well, I remember the last time we had a 200-year rain and a 500-year rain. Just call me Methuselah.
(For the record, the Bible says Methuselah lived to be 900+ years old.)
Well, Methuselah and the rest of us are drying out and heading back outdoors.
What are these things popping up like mushrooms on top of the Holiday Theater?

They're part of the new look for the theater.
It took me the better part of a week, but I was able to sneak a copy of the design for you to see:

I especially like the sentries out front.
Wonder if that's the new uniform for our Security Staff...
19 March 2008 - 1:47pm




