Make us LOL and you could win tickets
27 March 2012 - 7:21pm
Make us LOL and you could win tickets
Today was a big day for these fellas ...
... these "dummies" caught the first flight of The Raven for the 2012 season.
Dummies? I think not!
To celebrate their raucous return to the station (and yes, they were armless pre-flight), let's give away a pair of tickets, shall we?
Take a look at these pasty-faced gents. The two in front look relaxed, if a bit stunned.
But those two in back - see how one is leaned in toward the other? What's that dummy saying?
It's "crunch time" here at the park, so we need a good laugh. Make us LOL and you could win a pair of tickets.
Here's what to do:
1. Give us sass. Give us silly. Give us snark. But keep your "Dummy Dialogue" family-friendly, okay?
2. We called it "Dummy Dialogue" because we have an unhealthy alliteration affinity (see?); it can be Dummy Monologue if you prefer. We like one-liners, too.
3. You must be 13 years old or older to be eligible.
4. Holiday World & Splashin' Safari employees (and their immediate family members) are not eligible. (Quit complaining! You earn plenty of free tickets during the season - let these other nice folks win some tickets once in a while.)
5. To enter, post your Dummy Dialogue as a comment here on this HoliBlog post. Don't worry if it doesn't show up right away, we moderate our comments. And we sometimes nap between 2 and 4am.
6. To be eligible, you must include your email address in the "email field." It won't show up publicly in your post, but it's how we'll notify you if you win.
7. Only one entry per blog "comment." If you're so incredibly witty that you have three entries, then you must post three separate comments. Don't get carried away, though; you're not that funny.
8. This contest runs through 12 noon CDT on Monday, April 2.
9. The judges' decision is final*.
* ... and we're no dummies!
Comments
Dummy Testing
No arms...no legs...you're still okay to ride!
Dummy Dialog
Wipe that smile off your face!!! Safety is SERIOUS business.
"How much longer do we have
"How much longer do we have to sit here? I just want to ride the ride...... And my arms are getting tired... oh... wait a minute....
Ummm guys.... I think were
Ummm guys.... I think were missing something.....
They really weren't joking
They really weren't joking when they said "Keep your arms and legs inside the car".
Dummies on the Raven
"Hey, did you raise your arms, too?"
Dummy Dialog
I TOLD you we were underdressed!
Gives new meaning to the term
Gives new meaning to the term "white-knuckled.!"
Speechless...
Check out their blank expressions!!!
whoa imagine what santas
whoa imagine what santas sleigh will do!
"Dummy Dialouge"
"Hey dummy, your so dumb, you can't even spell Roller Coaster. It's spelled R-O-L-L-E-R C-O-A-S-T-E-R, not R-O-ller Coaster! Heres another word for you to spell...D-U-mbo! Now enjoy your ride before we put you back to Dummy School!"
arms?
I'd say raise the roof... but, um... well you get the picture.
Look at those chickens in
Look at those chickens in front of us ... they're as white as ghosts!
Roller coaster...
Rollercoaster... Of loooove...
WOW! That was a "Raven" good
WOW! That was a "Raven" good time!!
hi
From one Dummy to another... If we have no arms, How are we suppose to hold on?
contest entry
This is what I have the dummy in the back saying to the two in front:
"Maybe we should have listened when they told us to keep our arms inside the train..."
My nose itches. Could you ...
My nose itches. Could you ... oh. Never mind. *Sigh*
Maybe if I lean this way, I
Maybe if I lean this way, I can dodge his throw up!
can't get out!
The guy in the back looks like he wants to tell them the ride is over, but he realizes they are probably a little "stiff" from the ride and can't get out.
D1: " That was amazing! You
D1: " That was amazing! You wanna ride it again?"
D2:"NEVERMORE"
The Rollercoaoster Field Agent Dummies
Hey Dumas, I think those two Newbies that took a whirl with us on this ride look ready to hurl.....They are looking alittle green and pastey like they could use something to perk them up! Let's go again and see what that does for em'!
Cool as ice!!
Trying to impress the girl dummies, the guy dummies looked as cool as ice even though they were so terrified, their faces were frozen with fear!!
The dummy in the back
The dummy in the back whispers to his girlfriend: "And we loved with a love that was more than love..."
The dummy in the front leans back and says "Hate to cramp your style man, but wrong poem."
Rollercoaster Dummies
That sure dropped the smirk off their faces!
John: "Hey Bob, I think I
John: "Hey Bob, I think I lost my arm on the way down the first hill."
Bob: "Don't worry John, we'll pick it up on one of the last 24 test runs we have left."
John: "Do we really have to test run this 25 times? It's been standing since 1995. Don't they trust it by now?"
Bob: "Obviously not. You lost an arm!"
dummies
OHHHH, IM GOING TO THROW UP...LETS DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN...LOVE THIS RIDE
Dummy Joke
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dummy.
Dummy Who?
You, DUMMY!
:) :) :)
Dummies saying
The dummy lends in to the other dummy and says' " This is going to be worst than the time we fall into the ocean as we ushed the sailboat out fromw the shore."
That was the fastest coaster
That was the fastest coaster ride I've ever been on! I can't feel my face, man! By the way, you're as pale as a ghost, dude!
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